theplasticlamb

neuers: if he’s not your favorite I judge you

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:52 +0100

neuers:

if he’s not your favorite I judge you

cumbercolllective: United Kingdom got twenty one points, we are the real winners here.

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:57 +0100

cumbercolllective:

United Kingdom got twenty one points, we are the real winners here.

"I know it’s tragic that we have thirteen points, but we’re genuinely thrilled."

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:15:43 +0100

“I know it’s tragic that we have thirteen points, but we’re genuinely thrilled.”

- Graham Norton on the UK’s points (via dominicrook)

cumbercolllective: cumbercolllective: United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:15:09 +0100

cumbercolllective:

cumbercolllective:

United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the not very distant future.

They gave us seven, those suckers.

altair: ?????? WE HAVE??// TWENTY POINTS??

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:39 +0100

altair:

?????? WE HAVE??// TWENTY POINTS??

Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:12:57 +0100

Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
Graham Norton: You should leave.

united kingdom: [gets 13 points]

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:11:32 +0100

united kingdom: [gets 13 points]
graham norton: ladies and gentlemen, we've done it

Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:45 +0100

Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
Graham Norton: You should leave.

subtle dude you’re not supposed to be gunning for your neighbours you’re not in the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:00 +0100

subtle dude you’re not supposed to be gunning for your neighbours you’re not in the soviet bloc any more

iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:02:58 +0100

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:37 +0100

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:58 +0100

mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

germany

morihearty: it’s the 50th anniversary it’s very dramatic john hurt turns to the camera and says ‘in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:20 +0100

morihearty:

it’s the 50th anniversary

it’s very dramatic

john hurt turns to the camera

and says

‘in a land of myth and a time of magic’

"Good news for the Irish economy, I hear they’ve discovered oil there. To bad it’s baby oil and they..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:34 +0100

“Good news for the Irish economy, I hear they’ve discovered oil there. To bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.”

- Graham Norton (via badassofbagend)

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:53:03 +0100

incurably: IM SO MAD ITS NOT JEDWARD THOUGH

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:52:12 +0100

incurably:

IM SO MAD ITS NOT JEDWARD THOUGH

cumbercolllective: United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the not very distant...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:54 +0100

cumbercolllective:

United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the not very distant future.

mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49:14 +0100

mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

germany

phanesh: jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:48:26 +0100

phanesh:

jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE

swinubuh: When i find myself in times of troubleGreece comes on to mespeaking words of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:47:34 +0100

swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free