tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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meow-sheeran:

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

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tragicvillain:

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in the name of

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Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a 70s cop show

I’d watch this show.

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"What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now.
You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank.
Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term “mangina.”
Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up."

― Jessica Valenti, Full Frontal Feminism: A Young Woman’s Guide to Why Feminism Matters (via smellslikegirlriot)

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two decades [1980s]

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daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

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moveslikekeithrichards:

I bet Garfunkel gets like 6 phone calls a day bc Paul needs him to come over and get something off a high shelf

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