ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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(via j-bucky)

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(Source: averagefairy, via j-bucky)

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AU ideas!

authorkurikuri:

gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
mistaken identity AU
pen pals AU
sit next to each other in orchestra AU

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what

(Source: banana-kendrick, via modernjournalism)

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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

(via meanboysfromkremlin)

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via sebastillestans)

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haanigram:

yea and he doesn’t like you

(via beaumontinvestigations)

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so uh, this just happened (x)

so uh, this just happened (x)

(Source: wargasms, via onlythefinestformrsnixonsbabyboy)

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(Source: life-is-pop-culture, via cratersandscars)

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fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

peashooter85:

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OH MY GOd

(via luchia13)

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(via virtuouspagans)

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compilationofstuff:

Rev series 3 episode 2

(via junomarlowe)

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http://hactri.tumblr.com/post/83200933575/nitewrighter-benepla-ideal-hogwarts

nitewrighter:

benepla:

ideal hogwarts students:

  • aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
  • gender confused ravenclaw leafing…

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via hellotailor)

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